Where I Help Stacy McCain Find His Fedora.

There is no plausible answer, nor is there any plausible answer for why a value-oriented investor would have paid anything like the $315 million AOL paid for HuffPo. That deal never made sense.

Robert Stacey McCain.
talks like a Georgia boy stray-cat strut slipping his distracted self right off a hot tin roof smack dab into the local copper’s spotlight

That’s because he lost his Fedora.

As his Fedora goes, so goes his mind….

….nor is there any plausible answer for why a value-oriented investor would have paid anything like the $315 million AOL paid for HuffPo. That deal never made sense.

sigh.

Fortunately, Pat in Shreveport has found Stacy’s Fedora.

Now that Stacy’s Fedora is found; lets put Stacy’s Fedora to work.

Here is Stacy’s Fedora at AOL headquarters.

What is it that Stacy’s Fedora hears?

She walked through my door like a tigress walks into a Burmese orphanage — strawberry blonde and legs for hours. No dame her age could afford a coat like that, and the kinda makeup she had on gave me a good idea how she got it. She had bad news written on her like October of ’29.

Who could that tigress be?

Robert Stacey McCain, I got your ‘value-oriented investor’ plausibility right here, pal.

Capiche?

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Posted on September 1, 2011, in blogable, comical. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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